Sep
04
2009

Daddy was a loser too.

conversationswithdad:

Skyler,

I know exactly how you feel up in Huntsville. I can really empathize. When I was in your shoes I studied a lot, played basketball, ran around the track, and felt sorry for my loser self. I didn’t have a girlfriend, a car, nothing. I was just a loser. But, I did know how to type and so I typed a lot, shot a lot of baskets with another loser friend of mine, and stayed in great shape. So, that was good.

My suggestion to you: find a tennis racket or the swimming pool and put some of that energy into exercise. I know that you will love it once you get into a routine. (It’s always good to drop of few unneeded lbs.) I should know; I have plenty of them and I can still exercise at 61!

Love, Your Loving Daddy

(Submitted by Skyler)

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Sep
04
2009

conrad murray is still the center of our world.

  • Dad: i'm gonna go do nap...my bad, dr. conrad murray...time.
  • Me: hahahahahah
  • you enjoy
  • don't inject anything
  • Dad: actually, mom came home early to monitor my propofol drip.
  • Me: HAHAH
  • tell her not too much

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Sep
03
2009

positive masculine role model in chief

abbyjean:

via tapped: [Some] say that men who realize the limitations of traditional machismo are at a loss for role models in contemporary America. But I do think one of the most hopeful developments for American masculinity is the election of Barack Obama. He’s an intellectual, a father of two girls, and the husband to a smart, driven woman who was once his boss, and who has had a career of her own. (He also loves sports!) Here’s what Barack had to say about his marriage to Michelle in 1996, and in particular about taking the time, continuously, to get to know her:

…there are times when we are lying in bed and I look over and sort of have a start. Because I realize here is this other person who is separate and different and has different memories and backgrounds and thoughts and feelings. It’s that tension between familiarity and mystery that makes for something strong, because, even as you build a life of trust and comfort and mutual support, you retain some sense of surprise or wonder about the other person.

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Sep
01
2009
abbyjean: From Santa Clarita, looking towards La Cañada / Flintridge (via DisneyKrayzie)

abbyjean:

From Santa Clarita, looking towards La Cañada / Flintridge (via DisneyKrayzie)

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Sep
01
2009
fixmyfacebook: Q: Is it creepy to set up a facebook account for the sole purpose of verbally and mentally abusing people you hate? -Anonymous A: Does the sun not rise in the east, Anonymous?  Is the sky not blue?  If those two things are still true then by god, you can create a Facebook account for the sole purpose of verbal and mental abuse!  Everyone has a person or two from their past to whom they’d like to issue a little emotional damage—you’re just one of the few of us who has the stones to act on it.  Is it creepy? You bet. But you can’t let creepiness stop you from doing something that must be done.  You know how the saying goes—‘haters gon’ hate’—so why shouldn’t you be one of them?  Hate on! Just make sure the profile you create can’t be traced back to you and that the profile picture is sufficiently believable and attractive (but not too hot—it has to look real) to be accepted by your mortal enemies.  It looks like you’ve already got a clear plan as to how to make these people’s lives a living hell, but may I suggest inundating them day after day with Lil Green Patch and Farmville invitations?  Even satan himself couldn’t top that kind of torture.  Good luck, and I’m sure we’ll cross paths in a courtroom somewhere down the line. Happy life ruining. Love, Lauren

fixmyfacebook:

Q: Is it creepy to set up a facebook account for the sole purpose of verbally and mentally abusing people you hate? -Anonymous

A: Does the sun not rise in the east, Anonymous?  Is the sky not blue?  If those two things are still true then by god, you can create a Facebook account for the sole purpose of verbal and mental abuse!  Everyone has a person or two from their past to whom they’d like to issue a little emotional damage—you’re just one of the few of us who has the stones to act on it.  Is it creepy? You bet. But you can’t let creepiness stop you from doing something that must be done.  You know how the saying goes—‘haters gon’ hate’—so why shouldn’t you be one of them?  Hate on! Just make sure the profile you create can’t be traced back to you and that the profile picture is sufficiently believable and attractive (but not too hot—it has to look real) to be accepted by your mortal enemies.  It looks like you’ve already got a clear plan as to how to make these people’s lives a living hell, but may I suggest inundating them day after day with Lil Green Patch and Farmville invitations?  Even satan himself couldn’t top that kind of torture.  Good luck, and I’m sure we’ll cross paths in a courtroom somewhere down the line.

Happy life ruining.

Love,

Lauren

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Aug
30
2009
fixmyfacebook: Q: what’s the best way to publicly acknowledge that you hate someone on facebook without people taking it as a joke or without driving the person you hate to suicide or without having people think you are a total B. -Anonymous A: I’m gonna level with you, Anonymous.  I hate a lot of people.  Like a lot. Outside of my mother and father, my entire FB friends list is filled with people I’d rather stab than hug.  So you and I, we understand each other.  Don’t be ashamed— let your hate flag fly, girl! No one’s gonna end it all over a catty FB message, so go to town.  If you think someone is a skank, say so.  If some trick stole your man, let the world know!  There’s no reason to keep your hate to yourself.  There is such a thing as free speech, and I suggest you get to exercising it.  My philosophy is that if Facebook isn’t hurting someone’s feelings (or your own), you’re doing something wrong.  Now that that’s settled, the best way to go public with your loathing is to go straight Mad Men and take out a Facebook ad.  It’s like putting an ad in the newspaper, except on Facebook, people will actually read what you have to say.  You won’t have many words to get your point across, but unless this person you despise happens to be without a brain cell, they will know 100% that they are hated. And more importantly, so will the rest of Facebook’s 30 million users.  So get out there and make Don Draper proud! Love, Lauren Thanks, Lauren. This one’s classic.

fixmyfacebook:

Q: what’s the best way to publicly acknowledge that you hate someone on facebook without people taking it as a joke or without driving the person you hate to suicide or without having people think you are a total B. -Anonymous

A: I’m gonna level with you, Anonymous.  I hate a lot of people.  Like a lot. Outside of my mother and father, my entire FB friends list is filled with people I’d rather stab than hug.  So you and I, we understand each other.  Don’t be ashamed— let your hate flag fly, girl! No one’s gonna end it all over a catty FB message, so go to town.  If you think someone is a skank, say so.  If some trick stole your man, let the world know!  There’s no reason to keep your hate to yourself.  There is such a thing as free speech, and I suggest you get to exercising it.  My philosophy is that if Facebook isn’t hurting someone’s feelings (or your own), you’re doing something wrong.  Now that that’s settled, the best way to go public with your loathing is to go straight Mad Men and take out a Facebook ad.  It’s like putting an ad in the newspaper, except on Facebook, people will actually read what you have to say.  You won’t have many words to get your point across, but unless this person you despise happens to be without a brain cell, they will know 100% that they are hated. And more importantly, so will the rest of Facebook’s 30 million users.  So get out there and make Don Draper proud!

Love,

Lauren

Thanks, Lauren. This one’s classic.

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Aug
30
2009
listening to "World Saxophone Quartet - Come Sunday"

One more again. This one never gets old. Sunday. Afternoon. Perfect.

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Aug
28
2009
abbyjean: (zadidiaz)

abbyjean:

(zadidiaz)

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Aug
16
2009
listening to "Commodores - Jesus Is Love"

…Jesus is love, I know & if you ask, I’ll show…

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Aug
16
2009
listening to "Commodores - Easy"

Easy like a Sunday morning…

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